I Like the Way You Work
2003-02-19 � 12:40 p.m.

It's an epic story, and one that needs to be told.

(Not!)

I've been boring lately (okay, more boring) — I realize this. It's not my fault! Circumstances have conspired against me. I'm working a fatty sixty-hour week to make up for days missed last week due to that damnable sickness, so my time for adventuring and anecdote-creating is limited.

I started a project in my bedroom. I'm cleaning out the computer corner. The computer corner is the spot where all my computer junk gets kind of stacked and piled. Mostly it was CDROMs, but there was other stuff in there as well, like a pile of actual audio tapes at the very bottom! How old skool.

Anyway, this is no small project because it dovetails into more. The big thing was creating order out of all those CDs, for which purpose I acquired a gihugemungous CD wallet thing. I alphabetized all the titles and put them in the wallet last night, and I realized that I have spent a FUCK load of money on computer games over the last several years. And how sad is it that there was more than one copy of some games? Yeah, pretty sad. (Though there are extenuating circumstances. Aren't there always?)

For some reason I had saved most of the boxes all these games came in, so I had to get rid of those too. Now my room looks...gutted. What will I do without all my piles of shit?!? Answer: I will make new piles. *sigh*

This work thing is chapping my scrotum too because I have nothing to do. Nothing. Plus I made everyone else sick, so I'm basically the only one here. I need a project. Gah!

Frustration: flame on!

My new fun things today:

The Political Compass — Left and Right don't quite work anymore. Where do you fall on the Political Compass?

Craig's List — Good community resources!

The Idea of Michael Jackson's D**k — Fun fictional tidbit featuring everyone's favorite celebrity crater.

Since I can't think of anything else to do, I'm going to try to force enough Web Skillz through my forehead to make an online tool for my foolish employees to track paper usage, since they are clearly unable to count.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Er, wait... Was I ever mighty? Good point.

-t

Currently Aurally Inducing: Missy Elliot feat. Ludacris, Gossip Folks
Selection of the Lyrical Vocabulary: Mushmouth backwards speak. Woo!

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